Palawan’s Time Space Continuum Portal
There is a portal in Puerto Princessa’s ‘underground river’ that leads to a different place in time and space. I haven’t been there of course.
There was a golden eagle called Silvia and he was a total arsehole. Now I don’t mean just a bit of a pain in the proverbial backside, this fella was a certain wa**** fo shizzle.
Introducing Randy And Silvia, 2 Arseholes To Watch Out For
Funny name for a bloke that ‘Silvia’ right ‘Silvia Eagle.’ I can call a man a slut, if I feel like it; can I not.
As I was saying this golden eagle was a real menace to the decent folk of the Bacuit Bay, El Nido Palawan. He had some nasty unpleasant habits like sticking his thumb up his own arse then sucking on it, like some bratty toddler.
Ahhh yes as I was saying Silvia Eagle had a accomplice, with a bad stutter, she was a brazen birch as well. Randy Dopell-End I believe the name was of this other hoe.
“F-F-F-F-Fuck you C-c-c-Cuthbert.” Randy Dopell-End, June 1993.
Wow hot chicks, yeah I think so…
Randy Dopell-End was a enormous turd 12 feet tall, obviously the good folk of palawan; lived in fear of these two arseholes. Everyday anyway it’s best not to give lots of attention to chit sucking little bastrads like those two soooo.
Back to what I was saying about this portal, in the heart of Puerto Princessa. People go in but never come back, so how do we know it’s some kind of time/space wormhole? Well read on.
Once someone came back telling tales, of aliens in another world. You know boring stuff like that.
And – Concluding This Episode
Randy Dopell-End and Silvia Eagle were attempting to frighten everyone away, from the Palawan time/space portal and use it for their own dubious purposes; whatever that may have been.
But anyway as time progressed, Randy and Silvia just became a couple, of boring farts and I for one do not love them. In fact there are some stories going round about, their father’s instructing them to perform oral pleasures, out in the back of the town’s gay bars.
Whether or not there is any truth in any of this I would say “Yes, it wouldn’t surprise me.”
End of part 1…
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